Megabonk

The year is BONK. The BONK are gone; what remains is a MEGABONK, barely enough to sustain BONK life for the short term. The average temperature during the winter months is BONK degrees Fahrenheit. Consumption of television shows and films consists of BONKING BONK at audiences combined with MOAR BONK, with the intended experience only coming to the audience over the course of the next several BONKS or MEGABONKS as their brain sorts through the BONKY and BONKY noise and makes sense of it. The next MEGABONK update has been released, and DUDE HAVE YOU CHECKED THE REDDIT DRAMA LATELY

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