100% Orange Juice

Have you ever wanted to play Mario Party with no minigames, an attached license you don’t recognize, RNG scientifically engineered to fuck you over even on the lowest difficulties, and so much bird murder, you’d think someone had left a duck whistle in a plane engine again? If so, 100% Orange Juice is for you! The rules are esoteric enough to sound too complicated to get your peers into it despite not actually being terribly complicated, you always seem to rack up on win conditions you didn’t pick, and did I mention the RNG sucks? It ain’t bad, I guess.

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