DateBoy

A hysterical idea for a game ruined by performance issues. Getting the game to run fullscreen, a necessity to be able to see the in-game second screen, makes the game run at less than ten frames a second with oodles of input lag, a fatal flaw in a precise platformer. Most PC games let you turn down the resolution to up the performance, but not this one, nooooooooo, it has to chug like the developer’s mother during her third trimester. I tried running this in windowed, and the performance is still unacceptable. This was free and it was still overpriced.

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