CM Punk vs. Homicide for the FIP Heavyweight Championship, from FIP Fallout 2004 Night Two

This was stupid and boring until they got into the club, at which point the action remained under par but the commentary from Dave Prazak and Mark Nolte had me in stitches. When Prazak suggested one of the dancers who had climbed high on a pole was thinking of going for a high-risk maneuver, wrestling truly and finally became art. It became art again when the guy on the PA system in the club was doing a better job of doing play-by-play than the actual announcers, who were making Eliminidate references. Was the match good? Who gives a flying fuck!

5 (also, 10; also, 1; also, null; let’s just call it a 5)