Yoga Hosers

"Yoga Hosers" stars the daughters of Kevin Smith and Johnny Depp as fourteen year old clerks who combat a small army of Nazi bratwurst with the power of yoga. Smith and Depp show off enough comic knowhow to acquit themselves well, if only so no one can hold this against them at a later date, but they, and everyone else in this shitheap, are given nothing to work with. This is ninety minutes that feels like twelve millennia, easily the worst film Kevin Smith has ever made and a strong candidate for the worst film of the decade so far.

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