Supreme League of Patriots Issue 1: A Patriot Is Born

I want to punch this game in its fucking face. It doesn’t make it past its first screen without shitting on Occupy Wall Street, Denis Leary, the design of certain adventure games these developers don’t care much for, and any chance I’m going to engage in its second “issue”. Repugnant banter sounds even worse with a second-and-a-half delay between each line, and when puzzles DO show up, they’re far worse than the material they spend so much time bringing down. Putrid, insulting, and stupid to a loathsome degree, this is the worst adventure game I’ve played in a long time.

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