Superman (2025 film)

(a million guns pointed at a guy tied to a chair)

Man in black: (spins adjacent chair, sits down in it, facing the man) So you didn’t like the new Superman movie…

Guy: What? That’s what this is about? No, I liked it! (big gulp) I mean, I thought it peaked early with the apartment interview, and I wasn’t really feeling the way the film was paced, but overall—

(a million guns all fire at the same time)

Man in black: Jesus, Mary and Joseph, you’re supposed to go on my order!

Guard: Sorry, boss, but he made me angry.

6