Marathon (Server Slam)

If the discourse about this generation of games is that There Are No Games (and, thus, the primary benefit of keeping up with modern games comes with the few upsides over the previous generation, chiefly the decrease and occasional eradication of load times), Marathon is two generations behind before a single bullet is fired. Loading screens, more loading screens, do you want crossplay?, load into the loading screen, load into the game, die, load into the loading screen, load into the game, back at the start of the level, minutes into it. Is the gunplay fun? Who gives a fuck.

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