Kevin Can Fuck Himself (Season One)

Me: (heavy breathing)

Me in mirror: It means you didn’t like it.

Me: A seven out of ten is a positive score. It means there’s plenty of room for improvement, but I still liked it.

Me in mirror: It means you didn’t like it.

Me: That’s not true. That’s never been true.

Me in mirror: Would anyone revisit a seven out of ten?

Me: I revisit six out of tens all the—

Me in mirror: (slam) That wasn’t the question.

Me: I liked the season when it was being thematically—

Me in mirror: We’re done here. (returns to mirror hell)

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