Balatro (Steam version, over four hundred hours played for review)

Look, man, (water shifts in bong) poker’s not about winning. (blinks) Okay, it’s not not about winning, but it’s about more than that. You know how you get into the zone, and then time passes and you’re doing a million different things with your hands and it’s no work at all? That’s poker, sometimes, kind of. Sometimes you play five aces to win, sometimes you spam 2’s like a degenerate, and sometimes, that one tarot that boosts your Jokers actually works. Sometimes, though, you just gotta look out into the ocean and say, “Hey, ocean”. (indistinct simish, dealer fucking collapses)

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