The Office (Season Seven)

I WENT TO THE POND THE OTHER DAY BECAUSE I WANTED TO FEED THE DUCKS BUT I SAW A SIGN THERE THAT SAID “JOHN DO NOT FEED THE DUCKS THAT COULD KILL THEM” SO I TOLD THE SIGN OKAY AND SAT DOWN TO WATCH THE DUCKS AND THE DUCKS SAID “SCREW YOU JOHN WE DON’T WANT YOU LOOKING AT US” AND SO I PULLED OUT MY BAZOOKA AND I FIRED MY BAZOOKA AT THE DUCKS BUT THEY HAD A BAZOOKA SHIELD AND THE BAZOOKA BULLET BOUNCED OFF THEM AND FLEW INTO THE SKY AND I LOST TRACK OF IT AND

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