Big Daddy V / Mabel / Viscera vs. Great Khali vs. Kane vs. Mark Henry (Monster Mash Battle Royale), from the October 30, 2007 edition of WWE ECW on Sci-Fi

Four large, immobile men pretend to clean each other's clocks with haymakers—I imagine this is what all wrestling looks like to people who hate wrestling. This is as good as you could hope for, which is a kind way of saying this match sucked and I wish it were over sooner. Kane, at this point, was still okay, but the other three guys couldn't do shit, least of all Khali whose big scary hold involves caressing the heads of his opponents. The best thing I can say about this trainwreck is that it was done in under five minutes.

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